| 1. | Category: Bicycle jokes  |
| Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: I didnt think wed m... more
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| 2. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place."Its just too hot to wear clothes today," co... more
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| 3. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Jack went to see the camp nurse. I fell last night, he said. And I was unconscious for eight hours.The nurse was shocked... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor."John: "Is he feeling better now?"Jack: "No, he has a broken arm."John... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card."What is this 45 in math?" asked her father."I think thats t... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more
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| 7. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| Janes father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As hed spent quite a lot of money for the me... more
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| 8. | Category: Hair and bald jokes |
| Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "... more
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| 9. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Janet: Whats the difference between a cake and a school bus ?Jill: I dont know.Janet: Im glad I didnt send you to pick u... more
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| 10. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes |
| Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more
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| 11. | Category: College jokes |
| Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits... more
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| 12. | Category: Children jokes |
| Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ?Sandra: No, I aint.Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not aint. Its I am n... more
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| 13. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the go... more
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| 14. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more
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| 15. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "Whats going on here, anyway?" he asked."This w... more
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| 16. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Jett was trying to light a match. He struck the first one and it didnt work, so he threw it away. He struck the second m... more
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| 17. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."... more
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| 18. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning,... more
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| 19. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No, Im waiting for the film to come round.... more
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| 20. | Category: Weather jokes |
| Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?Bill: I just went outside and there it was!... more
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| 21. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Jills car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of th... more
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| 22. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and... more
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| 23. | Category: Food jokes |
| Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. Its empty.... more
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| 24. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the towns morals, publicly accused herneighbor George of being an alcoholic beca... more
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| 25. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes |
| Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a... more
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| 26. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often he... more
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| 27. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had... more
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| 28. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong."Ill never... more
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| 29. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| John & Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told Jo... more
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| 30. | Category: Children jokes |
| John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldnt afford one. So one day John came home clutchi... more
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| 31. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One... more
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| 32. | Category: Police jokes |
| John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a proble... more
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| 33. | Category: Humor jokes |
| John was hard at work with the broom in his familys tent.His mother came in and said, Thats nice. Are you sweeping out t... more
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| 34. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a n... more
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| 35. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| John: "Im a man of few words."Bill: "Im married, too."... more
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