| 1. | Category: Military jokes  |
| Paddy n Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions t... more
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| 2. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick OReilly wandered by. "Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oim sinkin!" Do... more
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| 3. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Pain and Sorryby Anne Guish... more
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| 4. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?""Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."... more
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| 5. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst... more
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| 6. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Part of a Flight Attendants arrival announcement: "Wed like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next t... more
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| 8. | Category: Telephone jokes |
| Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: Im trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody... more
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| 9. | Category: Cow jokes |
| Pas being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: Theres an a... more
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| 11. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!... more
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| 12. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform y... more
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| 13. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have y... more
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| 14. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, Mike, you wait here, Im going to run... more
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| 15. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.... more
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| 16. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.Dentist... more
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| 17. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someones mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my... more
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| 18. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Dont smile in a bad neighborhood.... more
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| 19. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.Young dentist: Dont worry, its my first extrac... more
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| 20. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?... more
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| 21. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.... more
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| 22. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.... more
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| 23. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks Im crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: G... more
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| 24. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!... more
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| 25. | Category: Salesmen jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: Im a salesman and I keep sell... more
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| 26. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more
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| 27. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more
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| 28. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasnt the one I wanted pulled.Dentist: Relax, Im coming to it.... more
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| 29. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain... more
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| 30. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.Doctor: Didnt the new glasses help?Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much cl... more
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| 31. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: Im in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: Youve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor:... more
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| 32. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Im really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothi... more
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| 33. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.... more
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| 34. | Category: Face jokes |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more
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| 35. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate?Psychiatrist: Youve got multiple personalities.... more
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