| 1. | Category: Banana jokes  |
| Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.... more
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| How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you cant, its either a monster or... more
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| 3. | Category: Banana jokes |
| How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?Try picking it up. If you cant, its either a monster or a... more
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| 4. | Category: Banana jokes |
| How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?She left him out in the sun too long.... more
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| 5. | Category: Banana jokes |
| How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.... more
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| 6. | Category: Banana jokes |
| If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?Slippers !... more
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| 7. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Banana !Banana who ?Banana split so ice creamed !... more
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| 8. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Knock knockWhos there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knockWhos there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knock Whos there?Orange.Orange who... more
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| 9. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees w... more
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| 10. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Mother Banana: Why didnt you go to school today?Little Banana: Because I didnt peel well.... more
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| 11. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.... more
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| 12. | Category: Banana jokes |
| The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.... more
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| 13. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Theyre not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because theyre long enough already.... more
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| 14. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.... more
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| 15. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I dont know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas cant talk.... more
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| 16. | Category: Banana jokes |
| What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?"You have a lot of appeal."... more
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| 17. | Category: Banana jokes |
| What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.... more
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| 18. | Category: Banana jokes |
| What is a ghost favorite fruit ?Boonanaa !... more
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| 19. | Category: Banana jokes |
| What is long and yellow and always points north?A magnetic banana.... more
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| 20. | Category: Banana jokes |
| What is the difference between a banana and a bell?You can only peel (peal) the banana once.... more
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| 21. | Category: Banana jokes |
| What is the easiest way to make a banana split?Cut it in half.... more
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| 22. | Category: Banana jokes |
| What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.... more
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| 23. | Category: Banana jokes |
| What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?A banana dressed up as a cucumber !... more
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| 24. | Category: Banana jokes |
| What would you call two banana skins ?A pair of slippers.... more
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| 25. | Category: Banana jokes |
| What would you call two bananas?A pair of slippers.... more
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| 26. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Whats the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.... more
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| 27. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Whats yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.... more
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| 28. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Whats yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.... more
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| 29. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Whats yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.... more
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| 30. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.... more
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| 31. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, its all right. I know whats inside.... more
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| 32. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldnt find a date.... more
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| 33. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldnt find a date.... more
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| 34. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.... more
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| 35. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Why dont bananas snore? Because they dont want to wake up the rest of the bunch.... more
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