| 36. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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| 37. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| 38. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice.... more
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| 39. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| 40. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| 41. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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| 42. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| 43. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 44. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more
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| 45. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more
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| 46. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more
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| 47. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more
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| 48. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more
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| 49. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more
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| 50. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more
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| 51. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| 52. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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| 53. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h... more
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| 54. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| 55. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more
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| 56. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar... more
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| 57. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
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| 58. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more
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| 59. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more
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| 60. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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| 61. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| 62. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more
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| 63. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more
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| 64. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more
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| 65. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| 66. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| 67. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 68. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 69. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 70. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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