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| The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking l... more
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| Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which La... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and re... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to P... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in th... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilo... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton.... more
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