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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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