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| How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more
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| Men are like shag carpets.Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| Whats a man idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?Dating children.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like pillows.Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| How do you confuse a man?You dont - theyre born that way.... more
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