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| Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workst... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Ive been on my computer all night!Dont you think youd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?... more
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