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| Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If youd just make it a day exterior we wouldnt be screwi... more
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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, if hes got a good crew to do it.... more
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| Why cant anyone stay angry long with an actress?Because she always makes up.... more
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| After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is in his prime and preparin... more
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| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cut... more
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| Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.... more
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| Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? Ive got this neat ca... more
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| Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I couldve done tha... more
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| Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and its staying IN!... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?Gnus - readers !... more
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