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| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more
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| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more
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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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