Viewing Joke: Category: Music jokes Date Added: 12/10/2007 Views: 36 Joke: "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter.""Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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