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| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more
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