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| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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