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| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case.... more
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