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| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.... more
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| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more
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