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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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