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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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