| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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