| 1. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and youre going to want to shoot it.... more
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| 2. | Category: Women jokes |
| QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.... more
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| 3. | Category: Women jokes |
| Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I dont know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with a... more
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| 4. | Category: Women jokes |
| One woman to another at a singles bar: "Im not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I mee... more
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| 5. | Category: Women jokes |
| A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. "Now what should I d... more
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| 6. | Category: Women jokes |
| What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman.... more
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| 7. | Category: Women jokes |
| I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I dont like to interrupt her.... more
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| 8. | Category: Women jokes |
| Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.... more
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| 9. | Category: Women jokes |
| QUESTION: Whats the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.... more
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| 10. | Category: Women jokes |
| A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"The mother looks... more
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