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Category:Women jokes
Date Added:12/10/2007
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Joke:A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, Ill do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" says, "If you dont know Im not going to tell you."
 
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