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| OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a womans means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.... more
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| 2. | Category: Women jokes  |
| If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.... more
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| 3. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Q: How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A Real Woman would have plenty of Real Men around t... more
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| 4. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.... more
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| 5. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Boy: Do you have fever?Girl: No, why?Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!... more
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| 6. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Smart man + Smart Woman = RomanceSmart Man + Dumb Woman = PregnancyDumb Man + Smart Woman = AffairDumb Man + Dumb Woman... more
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| 7. | Category: Women jokes  |
| QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.... more
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| 8. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Why havent Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesnt need cleaning yet!... more
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| 9. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?A: It depends on the age.... more
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| 10. | Category: Women jokes  |
| My wife asked me "Whats on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"... more
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